WHY ARE THOSE NAILS AS WIDE AS AN OGRE’S TOENAILS??!!!!

Rich people problems?

And for some reason, they allllllways think you’re talking about them. We’re only making fun of the whiteys *some* of the time.

I read that she was crying because the song playing during the show was “The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face”, her first dance at her wedding. And it was also the anniversary of Rene’s burial :(

I’m, I’m a little pissed off at the kid? 

“Single parents alone together!”

AND RACHEL WEISZ IS IN ABOUT A BOY TOOOOO how weird must that be?

I was recently at the Godfrey Hotel rooftop for a holiday party, and the main attraction were these igloos. They looked cute and were decorated with Christmas lights, and the fact that it had just snowed made it look like a winter wonderland at night. They even had firepits inside! Lots of people were taking photos!…

To keep the stench of the Chicago River away?

Omg when I was 7 (in ‘96) one of my favs was The Cure. Even as an infant I couldn’t understand why kids liked all that poppy stuff. GIMME ALL THE GLOOOOOOM. 

Yeah, she should probably have a conversation with Cardi B. (or just borrow something of hers). Also, I love that Bebe is all “body positivity” while using a filter on her video that makes her look like an anime character.

Besides the laborers and all the other natives that were taken advantage of, that was honestly the worst part. Yeah, the whole situation sucked, but at the end of the day, this all happened to a bunch of rich kids and no one died so, whatever. But actually being there and seeing everyone getting fucked over, and then…

You can place Death Notices or Obituaries. Notices just mention the immediate family and the funeral services, while obits are long and more informal, they describe the life of the deceased, clubs they were in, etc. It seems that this was indeed an obit on the longer side, and prices are usually by line and by day, so…

I wanted to see Ty on Trading Spaces, since that was where he originally got his start. 

I can tell you for a fact that those people have one closet that is gross and messy and that’s where everything gets stashed before company comes by (I am one of those people).

If you give up eating meat, then you give up the option of eating a steak. Stop calling something “meat” just because it looks like meat. If you really wanted the flavor and texture of a piece of meat, then you’d just eat the damn animal.

HER LIFE IS AMAZING she is a trained sniper and her adolescence is traumatizing and I am always so in awe at how wonderful and cheery she became/is.

No, that honor belongs to Tom Brady. 

I was given a gift card to OG last year. The only way to spend that properly is to order nothing but the house wine. You get fucked up, it’s one of their cheaper beverages, and it’s not disgusting.

Is... is this real?