One of my best friends accidentally sent me a video of him peeing (first person POV, so full on dick and piss as seen from above). I received it but didn’t open it, and he sent me a text about five minutes later BEGGING me not to watch it. So of course I watched it. It was intended for some guy he had been seeing and…

My aunt is truly the karaoke queen. She sang Jose Alfredo Jimenez while dressed up as the monopoly man at my halloween party. And nailed it. 

Please don’t write the words “trump” and “thongs” next to each other ever again. 

Why is it sad? It essentially just consisted of me deciding on a venue and gathering a few friends (guys too, and omg even my husband). I didn’t have a MOH or bridesmaids. I chose to get married, I never expected to dish out roles to people that maybe didn’t want them. 

Not Rihanna but still

Completely agree. I got married two years ago and even putting together a bachelorette party together made me anxious (I ended up just inviting my close friends to a lake house for a weekend and getting trashed). But I’ve been getting invited to more and more weddings... which means more and more bridal parties. I…

I was standing outside Central St. Martins with some classmates when it was still located in Soho, and I see a tall lanky girl with gorgeous skin walk past, with such intensity she seemed on a mission. I say to my mates, “Wow, Kiera Knightly has such a bitch face in real life” and they all get upset that I didn’t…

JENNY SCHECTER

Yep! It’s perfect drinking food.

There’s a place in Chicago that does a weird Korean-Polish fusion thing (sounds awful but it works), and they do a poutine with kimchi and OMG I CAN EAT BUCKETS OF THOSE FRIES

Yes please keep shit-piling on one of the most ancient professions in the world. 

How is the funeral industry a scam? Of course there are bad businesses in ALL industries, but try not to generalize. We adhere to rules and regulations that are meant to protect the consumer. 

Fuck you <3

You mean like Carrie? 

Holy. Shit. I am also a FD and I’ve been getting that question non stop lately (been married for two years). Now I know how to answer! 

I think I may be the only person who doesn’t like Cara’s suit. And I LOVE suits (I wore a three-piece yesterday!). I don’t know if it’s the fit or the length of the trousers... maybe the hat? She kinda just looks like she’s playing dress-up. 

I can totally imagine Myrtle crying along to “Sad Girl” in the bathroom stall for all of eternity. I. Love. This.

You know how else you could’ve seen her perform again, Mitch? If you hadn’t treated her like a cash cow and hadn’t pushed her to drink herself to death. Fuck that guy.

(Sorry if it’s meant to be a joke and it went over my head) I don’t think you’re using the word née correctly. And “Las Angeles”. 

ARE THOSE GIANT SCHNAUZERS?