This has me DYING of laughter at the bar

Fuck. 

WHAT

That’s.... terrifying. I grew up in a house with lots of art featuring nudes (my dad is an artist and my mother loves art history) and when friends would come over, they would get uncomfortable and usually wouldn’t return. But in this dude’s case... I’d be the octopus gif nopeing outta that dorm.

I’m still waiting for coverage on the LiLo video too! That was fucking bizarre. 

Saw this on twitter:

Fuck Asia Argento. If she had any fucking morals left she would stop talking about Tony. 

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

I’m 29 and I recently watched Space Jam again. Twice. IT’S STILL GOOD AND THAT SOUNDTRACK IS THE SHIT.

As someone who is wearing those shoes at the moment... yes they are hideous but holy fuck are they comfortable. 

That’s exactly how my husband was, I even considered buying him the same jersey. We’ve been together for seven years and I hadn’t seen him that excited for the Bears ever... then he started throwing his hat at the tv. That’s why I stopped caring about football two seasons ago, being a Bears fan is too much of an…

Scatchell’s all the fucking way. Johnnie’s is good but doesn’t even compare. 

Granted, we probably only know who she is because of the scandal, but to keep bringing Clinton up is such an insult to a woman who is just trying to get by, (shilling ugly handbags or giving speeches, whatever, her choice). I understand that by continuing to be a public figure sort of leaves her vulnerable to these…

What?

I was once thanking a Pastor for conducting a funeral service at my funeral home and as I shook his hand, he pulled my arm and gave me a fucking gross, wet kiss on my cheek very near my lips. I couldn’t tell him off because we were standing next to the family of the deceased but holy fuck did I feel tricked. Men of ‘hi…

Please tell me where I can find this magical sushi in Chicago. I live here and my husband is a damn masochist and loves grotesquely spicy foods. This sounds right up his alley.

all I could think of while watching was this:

I believe the correct spelling of that park ranger’s name is “Ron Swanson”. 

Feel free to move back to St. Louis!

I just watched a marathon of Cash Cab on the game show network this past weekend. Some of those questions are genuinely difficult!