He’s also eloquent. He was on an episode of “Hot Ones” and I was incredibly surprised. I’ve liked him ever since. 

Why wait? DO IT NOW.

As a Mexican who briefly lived in London, it pissed me off when I would ask for cilantro at the Tesco and everyone would look at me all weird. Took me a whole month to realize coriander is the same thing. 

Windom Earle! Still crazy!!!

I really appreciate you taking the time to write such a detailed response! Honestly, it’s been over five years since I even tried to use a curler, but I do remember that I would meticulously clean it before each use. I would also curl before applying mascara. I’ve heard of the blow-dryer trick (I’ve never owned a…

TELL ME MORE

But did their hair get long and shiny?

Okay you seem like an expert here: which will CURL my lashes? My lashes are very thick and long but hang down and I look half asleep always. Lash curlers just end up pulling my lashes out. Help. 

I finally learned how to shuck an oyster two days ago... so yeah I’m not gonna stop eating them. Also the last time I went out for dinner, I started with a dozen raw oysters and my main course was steak tartare, I’m obviously pretty gross and dgaf. 

Wimbledon Tennismatch is by far my favorite. 

Nail in the *sarcophagus* 

1. I love me some From Dusk til Dawn. SALMA HAYEK YESSSS.

Eh. I’ll be in this position until I end up taking over my boss. I won’t make the same mistakes. Maybe I’ll just hire men and threaten them!

Addendum: even after our needs are met, we still don’t have babies. 

When I first got the position I’m in now, my boss made a statement like “the last couple of women had to leave here when they got pregnant, I hope you’re not like them” which sounded like such a fucking threat. Granted, my work puts me around dangerous chemicals, but there are ways to avoid that. Thankfully I hate…

Take away her fucking children. These people are fucking criminals and should feel the same pain.

Have you ever had to unzip a tight dress all alone? It’s fucking upsetting.

When he goes to Rome and eats at Asia’s home with her children... you can see him just fucking falling in love right there on the film. Fuck. Fuck fuck.

I immediately thought of this when I read the headline.

I wonder if she also allows pre-used, non-sterilized tattooing needles to be used on her... because science.