Was going to mention this! I think it was actually Maeve after one of the many times she died during the saloon robbery scenario. But yes, they definitely get STIs.

What people don’t understand is that lots of couples now have established households or whatever, so they already have the fucking blender and dishes. My husband and I asked for money in lieu of gifts, but also made it very clear that we weren’t EXPECTING anything at all. Even if you tell someone not to bring a gift,…

I read this in bed while my eyes are teary and crusty, my nose is both leaky AND clogged. The past week has been hell. I think my routine of a Claritin and Benadryl at night is gonna have to be readjusted. My poor liver.

I FOUND IT

New Years party; she owned a cafe so we used the whole place for our (Mexican) family. There was even a little stage area where she stood. The best part was that it was the kind of karaoke where the lyrics play along with a weird outdated video that has nothing to do with the song. This particular video was some…

Agree. I had a very intoxicated aunt karaoke Hotel California for about two hours straight at a holiday party. No one stopped her because they were passed out on the floor. I didn’t stop her because I had vomited all over the floor and she owned the place.

I definitely thought this was an article about how a girl was getting criticized for her burping strategy.

SO Kim looks fine and all but it seems like she just really wanted to be included in this group:

Okay you can stop posting now that Rihanna is there.

What I heard earlier this week was that perhaps the victims confused the name “Bonnie” with “mommy” during the attacks. Eh, $10 that even if he wasn’t saying mommy, there’s some fucked up backstory with his upbringing anyway. What a piece of shit.

“I just can’t see how these women think it looks hot. NOnononono nope no.” While I don’t think it makes someone look hot or not, it does make finding jeans that fit a fucking pain in my (large) ass.

Um it also happens naturally in women with wide hips and thin legs, so please check yourself before body shaming.

Agh I almost wrote the same response but was afraid of getting into an argument with a troll... thank you for doing the dirty work!

These are the same fucking people who think immigrants are an economic burden on the country.

Does her lifestyle brand include Secret Bangs?

I was hoping to see someone mention Twin Peaks. I was a waaaay to young to watch it when it first aired, but by the time I was in high school, I had several people urge me to watch it (“You’ll love Audrey... she’s a bitch, like you”). And of course the more people told me to watch it, the less I cared. It wasn’t until…

You are totally wrong, these are amazing. And your purse always smells good if you’ve got a pack in there.

Age of Consent by New Order. But my one and only karaoke song for my wedding was Violet by Courtney Love. I screamed it. My husband is used to it but our guests were a little... taken back?

Omg I love Beyoncey! I have all their albums.

Or, ya know, get ya a Bundo bunny boy who likes other bunny boys: