The most infuriating thing about that Vogue video is that she turns on the sink, contemplates her brows, then as she’s about to brush her teeth she finally turns off the sink. WHY TURN THE WATER ON AT ALL? I guess rich people don’t care about wasting water.

I had a cat who straight up chewed a hole in my wooden bed frame. I guess she would have to fly in a titanium cage.

TOPO CHICO w/ a squeeze of lime and vodka/tequila/gin is the most refreshing, non-sweet beverage. It’s so satisfying you’ll end up having ten.

Malort is one of those bottles that you never purchase on your own yet always finds itself inside your liquor cabinet. Which is to say, come on over! We can pair it with some Old Style.

Pussy.

I was wearing a scarf and had to wrap it all around my head because I was crying so hard thinking about my abuelita who passed some years ago. Such a good movie.

Eddie Vedder wanted a haircut but he couldn’t fully commit.

So those Cadillac commercials are just making me think that Cadillac drivers need both hands to drink from a bottle of water... so this car is for Trump.

I was about 13 when these came out, and I was a huge ancient Egypt buff. At first I wanted to be Evie... then I realized I wanted Evie.

But not Fleabag’s best friend, because, well, you know how that friendship goes.

Thanks for the correction! The production value did seem slightly more dated but I hadn’t checked the year it was released.

I was very surprised to see she had a new show, Crashing, on Netflix, as I had never heard about it or saw it advertised. It wasn’t as good as Fleabag, but goddamn her acting is great. You can immediately see her character’s anguish in her face. And UKULULU.

What if most of your best friends are dudes but they’re gay? What kind of girl does that make me (a cool hag?)

Flavoraid!

South Shore.

Eh. My dad passed down his love of Led Zeppelin and The Rolling Stones to me, and I only made friends with kids who also liked that stuff. I had a very small friend group.

I’ve lived in Chicago all my life. I’ve always called it/have heard it called a sub. I just moved to a part of the city that has ALL the hoagie houses/huts. I’m still confused as to why only this neighborhood calls them hoagies.

As a Yeezy fan and a Chicagoan, I’m down with this.

You are doing the lord’s* work, and I hope to that same god* I never end up in an argument with you.

Oh man. When he crosses his arms at the 17:19 mark. He looks like a fucking child saying he doesn’t wanna take a bath.