Justin is friends with Terry Richardson... so he’s automatically on my “This Person Sucks” list. TEAM ANGIE

That was such a beautiful spread, tho

This is the only correct advice Jane has ever fucking given.

Trump: “Who?”

“Allegedly injured and killed”?

Awesome! Now I have an excuse to be in bed for 24 hours!

Did anyone see the Vice last night where they interview a bunch of Moore voters? They keep blaming Obama for “race relations”. And some old motherfucker, when asked why the African American community is voting Dem, he says “in my opinion, they be stupid”. There’s another dude that says something like “well momma’s and…

2 SAUSAGE egg mcmuffins, 2 hashbrowns, a medium coffee, and two packets of grape jelly to slather in the sandwiches. I simply cannot eat them without the jelly.

Memorial park cemeteries were created to be used as functional parks for the living. They usually have ponds, benches, sometimes fountains. The majority (if not all) of the grave markers are required to be flat because it makes the whole place look more “picturesque”. So yeah, bike away!

Your white feminism is showing.

I’m so happy she’s probably going to read this post (probably the only one she will ACTUALLY read) and get to that part.

I am Mexican (and in Chicago!) and I am so picky about the Mexican restaurants I go to for tacos and such, but holy fuck I love Chipotle. I think it’s because it absolutely IS NOT Mexican. BUT IT’S DELICIOUS AND I WILL EAT IT FOREVER (or until I get food poisoning from it).

Welllllll his mom and dad died within like a few months of each other while he was already going through some mental/substance problems. He’s never really seemed to come out on the other side of that depression.

La Virgencita looks like she wants in with Dolores y Claudia.

They better fucking invite Jude Law.

YES butter and sugar with a cup of black coffee was my breakfast for a long time.

RIGHT? Why wouldn’t you make it an even 40?!

“crack house across the street gentrified into a heroin house”

ughhhhhh someone charged my account for the most ridiculous shit this past weekend. $40 on smashbox makeup and $5.... TO THE GREEN PARTY OF THE USA. I know it’s a small amount but the fucking inconvenience of it is killing me. (hello from Chicago!)

I just *celebrated* my five year anniversary in the industry. I’ve always been perfectly okay with the concept of death, even before I started out here. However, a couple of months ago, I started to have overwhelming anxiety about losing someone close. I will be sitting in my office and start to get teary eyed. I…