I’m in the industry and even I don’t want that for myself.

Sorry to have offended all you casserole-connoisseurs out there. As mentioned, I never had any growing up and had to ask my husband about them. Thinking about it now, he was probably the worst person to ask, since he grew up eating his mom’s casseroles (I love my MIL to death but that poor woman can’t cook to save her…

Is lasagna considered a casserole? Because lasagna is cooking. Pouring a can of beans and like, fritos on top, and then cheese on top of that... not cooking.

I had to ask my husband what a casserole was, just a few months ago. Sorry there are some of us out here that know how to actually cook and not just throw everything into a baking dish and hope for the best!

This is insane. I passed by this and was incredibly perplexed... then saw their own catering trucks in the CPD parking lot and figured it out. For fucks sake, Harmony Pantry is like a ONE MINUTE DRIVE from the set. I live in Lawndale but I’m incredibly privileged to have a car I can get into and drive to a grocery…

You mean he likes them Nice n Easy.

I’m pretty sure Helena Bonham-Carter and Tim Burton did the same... didn’t work out as well for them, though.

AAAAAnd after the article from this morning, there goes my love for Lilo.

I will always love Lilo.

wtf is she doing in that photo?

omg I had forgotten about thisssss. lordy lord.

The crazy thing is I’m an embalmer and can perfectly deal with corpse blood all day. But if my husband even nicks himself shaving, I’m a mess.

I honestly don’t know, but my mom had fainting spells when I was a kid and I remember rubbing alcohol would wake her up, so I just started sniffing it before getting blood drawn. It seriously helps.

I’ve got an awful fear of blood so every time I need to have blood drawn, I tell them I may faint and ask for a few packs of alcohol swabs to sniff while they do their thing. Also if you let them know about your fainting, they typically chat you up so much you don’t even notice when they’re done.

I also support replacing George Washington with Kanye.

“unsuccessful attempt at reassembling the dog’s organs”

That confused the hell out of me too, but I think he meant that Fields should be charged with whatever will guarantee he is convicted.

This needs to be his opening dance:

Caftan is just a fancy word for mumu...

“Chicagoland” is just for all the assholes from the suburbs that like to say they’re from Chicago without flat-out lying.