NOW LISTEN UP, HERE’S A STORY, ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD.  AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUE, LIKE HIM, INSIDE AND OUTSIDE.

Tom Arnold doesn’t have shit.  He’s been saying this crap for over two years now.  He is a clown.

I hope the entire film collapses. I am sick of social media being judge, jury, and executioner.

As a game with the bullet time mechanics, it is good-okay.  As a Max Payne game, it’s really one in IP branding only.

No it doesn’t. The second game is alright, but still controls terribly. The first game is okay but that blood trail platforming sequence ruins the entire thing.

“We hate Omarosa! ... that is until she says something we like!”

It is simple, make all of these de facto gambling games illegal.

Again, the examples I have seen thus far are so fucking generic that they probably exist in every run of the mill review. 

I love how this writer casually ignores any agency on behalf of the ADULT FEMALE Cook is dating.  Shut the fuck up and worry about your own life.

God damn, the fucking lack of focused perspective is nausea inducinig in the first video. I hope they aren’t all like that.

I am glad to see an article, especially on Kotaku (Kinja), not defending the corporate establishment mainstream.

They save you money by shipping your Switch inside of the overpriced Nintendo(c) cardboard.

They save you money by shipping your Switch inside of the overpriced Nintendo(c) cardboard.

Seriously, don’t ruin the fun.

22. You will be sued for selling sealed copies of this game if you are an individual.

I didn’t know one could claim ownership of generic review comments that could be applied to almost any game. It’s almost as it these reviews have so little substance that no thought is put into them!

Finally... woman are equal...

This article is what solving a math problem looks like when you leave out a part of the equation.

How fucking perverse are you?  You want people to be policed for how they play video games?  Should someone be watched if they DON’T perform fatalities in Mortal Kombat? Did you even think before writing this?  What the fuck is wrong with people these days?

I remember when you used to be able to play games the way you wanted to. Now we have bullshit SJW terms like “griefing”.

Why not Luigi?