Cool story bro, totally worth while article. I don’t regret at all wasting my time reading this. 

Damnit, I’m really kicking myself for not making the Verby-Noun Game Engine a few years back. All the user would have to do is type in a verb and a noun then—BAM! Instant video game. I would’ve made billions. Billions!

I defy you to come up with any legitimate examples of him “flirting with the White Supremacists” or “Neo-nazi’s” with any kind of context. The fact of the matter is, there is none. Anyone who actually watches his videos can tell you he never has actually done anything remotely racist with any kind of racist intent.…

Right, cause he has full control over what people do using his name...

Losers: “haha penis stage”

Me, a man of taste: 

But at 2,000 bucks a piece, it’s certainly worrying to see so many problems with the phone so soon.

Now that it’s abundantly clear that “early adopter” = “beta tester,” why do so many people still willingly drop hundreds or thousands of dollars to beta test a massive company’s products?

People also cannot receive vaccines for medical reasons: allergies, specific conditions that preclude the use of vaccines, and immunocompromised status.

Those who cannot receive vaccines through no fault of their own absolutely deserve protection from those who choose not to vaccinate because they believe they…

I mean, I guess it’s better that he be upfront about it, but...

You’re right; it’s almost certainly copyright infringement, if a company wanted to take it to court. But of course, so is fanfiction. So is fanart. That we treat fangames differently is a real testament to how they’re seen as more of a commercial product than an art form.

I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. If you’re going to do this, gather a group of a hobbyists, do it in your spare time and seed it on all sorts of Torrent sites all at once. I legitimately don’t understand why people publicize these projects.

The problem that has always been presented to me is that these projects are done by folks who are crazy in love with the IP, but do not have the desire, or even the ability to pour into creating their own IP, to say nothing of the attention or even donation power that would come using a known IP compared to a more…

You are gonna get attacked for including Nazi and Conservative in your list. You are deep in NPC territory... lol... jk jk... but seriously. You’re gonna get attacked for this. You must see the world in exactly the “correct” way OR ELSE!!!

truly the most authentic thoughts are “Dotard blumpf is not my president, he is hitler, believe women”

I work with people caught in the criminal justice system for the past 13 years. Some of the more dangerous individuals I have worked with have adopted ideals such as this without the “gameification” factor. Ultimately, when an individual is able to view the “enemy” as an object, violence against that object becomes…

Look, honest question: Do you think that 4chan and 8ch trolls prefer that you ignore their memes, or write 1000-word think pieces on them?

He’ll be on Howard Stern tomorrow, for what it’s worth. Always a great guest on there. Plus, Stern will give him what, honestly, Fallon would have given him, which is a chance for him to try to make amends without self-importantly scolding him (a la Colbert).

I mean.

I used to love Subway in high school. I used to go there all the time when this somewhat homely girl in my class worked there. One time i went in there and she wasn’t there, and after I paid and got my sandwich stamps I asked why I didn’t get 10 stamps as usual. Only then did i realize you were only supposed to get…

We would have also accepted: “Subway Sandwiches No Longer Priced Appropriately”