Do Christmas margaritas count? A dollop of Chambord makes them a festive red. Viva la Christmas Eve!!!

Happy Christmas Eve to all who celebrate it! Hope it includes twinkle lights and hot cocoa (with or without the peppermint schnapps). :)

You know there’s also the illegal option. How do you think we Europeans watch American shows?

Why did they have a baby? Why would you do that when you know you're going to do what they did? Maybe it was unplanned, I don't know, but if not, I just don't get it.

I wonder what it’s like for real money to be monopoly money to you. It just must be an entirely different sort of world and thinking.

Yea I don’t think these color runs can be counted as “celebrating Holi”, so much as appropriating one part of it. Per the website,

Text message: the new Post-It?

It’s times like this that I believed in hell so I could rest assured that she would die and be sent there. Even Buddhist hell, which is temporary because you come back with a chance to improve yourself, would be worth it.

Can’t read? Seems her fourth grade education was all she needed to understand how to defraud the government and set up her own little torture chamber. Her executive function skills seem quite high, thank you very much.

It was only this year that I realised that people had a social media ‘image’. Up until that point I earnestly believed that everyone I knew had perfect lives and that made me so happy, but gently puzzled as to why mine was so imperfect, then put it down to autism.

I’m Britney’s fanbase, and I only go once a year, and my other friends are too poor and/or working to go.

Thank you. It was very painful.

Good for her. It’s nothing short of unprofessional for makeup artists to not be prepared for her.

Kylie Jenner is a teenager, with little to no parental supervision who doesn’t work or go to school and is dating a 25 year old rapper who has a song out called “Bitches and Marijuana”. I imagine she is high all the time.

Sooooo many dinosaurs.

but some people do take a break from morals. It's due to the isolated conference atmosphere. If it were a conference of doctors or teachers I think the same things would happen.

dis necklace tho

I feel like in some ways porn not using condoms is helping perpetuate the idea that they are some awful turn off. Like maybe it would help safe sex if it was even in porn and totally inescapable :P

Legit story: after years and years of refusing correction, my badass grandmother stubbornly continues to pronounce it 'horse doovers'.