A presidential edition of Shade Court would be the greatest Christmas gift ever. Just FYI.

HEY EVERYBODY LOOK, A MAN IS SAYING IT SO YOU CAN BELIEVE IT NOW.

I surely know who to thank for the bounty I eat. Sad how appropriate this is.

Holy crap, that toy went really high.

Are you saying that 6 year old me got screwed and I could have complained?! Dammit! Adult me NEVER misses a chance to complain.

Right? I can't wait to have kids so that I can get free jewelry from their diapers!

IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?!

I can imagine that face!!!

Yes, "for her new daughter." (wink, wink.)

OMG. You got the COVETED 5 kittens?! Of course that's a triumph - I'd put that on my damn resume. I'm so jelly, we didn't have much money for toys. What was your technique in picking it? Did you try to compare the weights of the boxes or something?

Whoa this is bringing me right back to some real-deal kindergarten drama. Two of my friends both got one for Christmas....but Friend 1's Puppy Surprise had 5 puppies, and Friend 2's only had 3. The fact that I can remember the disappointment that registered on Friend 2's face on the first day back to school, nearly 22…

OMG!! When I was kid, my sister saw a therapist who had Bunny Surprise in her waiting room, and I counted down the days every week until I could play with it again. I begged my mom for one and she tried, but couldn't find it anywhere (for some reason, the population of kids who were excited as I was to perform…

I saved up to buy a kitty surprise when I was a kid, and my mom took me to the toy store to pick one out. I must have spent half a freaking hour trying to decide which one to buy (because HOW MANY ARE INSIDE?), while my mom kept saying "Just pick one already." I finally picked one, brought it home, and AW YEAH 5…

I wanted one of these so bad as a kid, and my parents wouldn't get it for me because they thought it was a stupid fad toy. Well, JOKE'S ON YOU MOM AND DAD. Puppy surprise is back and now I'm a 30-year-old with a salary and an unknown number of baby puppy-sized holes in my heart.

Surely one of the strangest items in communal millennial memory is Puppy Surprise, a fuzzy pink dog who came with some random number of puppies preloaded in her plush womb.

WHERE IS MY TEDDY RUXPIN!? MY NOSTALGIA BONER DEMANDS THE BEAR THAT I CAN MAKE SPEAK CUSS WORD FILLED RANTS ABOUT THE NEW YORK GIANTS!

I think that the way that Hickox was treated in New Jersey, and specifically in Christie's public statements, was terrible and unacceptable. To be forced to stay in an unheated tent, with no flushing toilet, is absurd and a compromise of her rights. We need to treat health care workers who come back from Africa better…

Thank you for your candor and strength. We need more stores like yours to be shared. I'm not sure your feelings on it, but you can always have a baby without getting married; you would be a wonderful mother. :)