You are awesome.

I love, love, LOVE my IUD.

Haha. Awesome.

I know it's lame, but I'm totally judging how she is conservative but has her tits hanging out.

Bring it up at Thanksgiving.

Please more posts like this!!! The threads are GOLD.

Not allowed. 3 Pup minimum.

How did you teach it to speak!?!?!? Could you do that?

WTF. This is surly setting up some kids for disappointment.

I wish my C-Section was Velcro.

Win.

You should buy one. I always wanted a little mermaid Ariel doll and my parents would not buy one for me.....I bought one my damn self in college.

Price Charles always looks drunk to me....

Thank you for your candor and strength. We need more stores like yours to be shared. I'm not sure your feelings on it, but you can always have a baby without getting married; you would be a wonderful mother. :)