most people are capable of realizing multiple things can be wrong.

They want people to stop not aim for them.

FTFY

The idea that I may have to hand over my phone to a police officer at some point makes this a complete nonstarter for me. I will always have my physical ID on me for that eventuality, and because of that, I will never need a digital version.

We have concluded our investigation: This man is an idiot 

In most states, a dealership has to maintain a surety bond in order to get their license. I’ve never seen it be less than $25,000. It’s meant to pay out in the event that they do something that violates state dealer regulations. Assuming they did, perhaps she can find out who held their surety bond (it should be on…

The lack of pressurization means the pressure *inside* the ear is much higher than outside. The pressure imbalance is going the other way. 

He opted to pay the asshole tax.

It’s almost as if this was mentioned in the article...

That means he grew up in a double-wide not a single.

Corporations are people too*.

Why is no one buying the 500E?

Cause it’s too goddamn expensive you greaseball idiot. The old ones were a delight, the perfect city car. Would loved to have bought a new one, but not at that price point.

I give you this stunning POS in Neon Green! Anne Arundel County, MD...

$4,200 on making it look exactly the same.

Eh, a lot of non-politician professionals get elected to the House of Representatives, it’s just the mouthy morons that attract the most attention. The Senate, on the other hand, is going to have a ton of back-stabbing lawyers who haven’t filled their own gas tank in decades. 

Well if Vance wants to get rid of legal immigrants too, I hope he starts with Moreno, who is an immigrant currently trying to steal and American job in the senate after stealing untold amounts of money from his car dealership employees.

Imagined that would’ve just been included in the article..

Seems like a Chain of Evidence problem or something.

Whoever buys this is a total dipshit. 

How is it impossible to know if it was hit by someone when you can literally see the damage?