Not soon enough.

I approve of this. The only good fascist is a dead fascist.

Can someone do the math and let me know how long it will take for every existing Tesla driver to snuff himself out?

Eh, certain vehicles attract certain types of drivers. We already knew Tesla drivers were below average in both skill and attention span. That’s why they bought the Tesla. 

I’m just here to drink the sweet tears of the Musky Boys.

Sure, but at least we’d be able to celebrate Trump’s death.

The human race is definitely headed for extinction. Voters confirmed last week that they want the process to speed up.

That’s what I was thinking. It’ll do fuckall for the amount of diesel exhaust that gets pumped into the CA environment. People will just buy them someplace else and drive them there.

Can we just take like a one week break from Trump/Musk? You guys are trying to pump this shit out so fast that you have spelling errors in your titles, and honestly we’re all exhausted with this.

The tiny tracker’s rise to prominence seems like a missed opportunity for airlines. Major carriers could have designed their own in-house GPS bag tracking system and charged passengers for the privilege of using it.

“That front release is well designed and intelligently placed.”

Can you imagine the morons who sat there designing this thing and literally thought “how can we better hide this emergency release latch so it can’t be seen at all?”

“something that most owners, let alone a passenger in a panic, aren’t likely to have.”

Going by how the front-left wheel is basically toughing the front-right wheel, it’s possible that the driver door especially was just mangled beyond the ability to open regardless of the type of door handle.

I hate Musk too, but this is a bad take.

I believe you’re confusing bandwidth with latency.

Conjunction is a real thing and halts comms between Earth and Mars for something like 2-8 weeks. That’s the only thing I can think of that Musk is unsuccessfully trying to explain.

I’m a gearhead and I love Jalopnik, but I’m also not a moron and understand simple physics. This “article” boggles the mind:

I read nothing in this article that convinced me of the headline, and the content actually works against the assertion in the headline.

What about retirees hopping into a 60,000lb RV coach with zero training?