Well, the benefit is you now have a right angle extension. Perfect for hard to reach bolts.

I dont always make mistakes when I work on my vehicles, but when I do, I almost always find out after I’ve buttoned everything back up and go to drive it.

“, a four-mile Uber ride to pick it up,...”

“premium leakage,” which is apparently a huge problem for the industry, costing over $10 billion annually

“That $5,000 price hike starts to pay for itself in just 42,000 miles of Supercharger-only driving.”

If you buy a new Tesla you’re essentially just playing yourself.

If what the reporting is indicating is true, Tesla should be in a lot of serious trouble. Effectively slow-rolling a recall knowingly is a huge, huge deal with consumer products or vehicles.

Why would a bankrupt company pay bonuses? Doesn’t quite seem like anyone earned them.

Major flaw affecting all of their cars currently for sale: stock will drop by less than 1%.

I keep seeing photos like this where Musk looks awkwardly photoshopped into the scene, but apparently they’re all real and he really is just lurking creepily behind people like that.

They should give Muskrat his own special level of security clearance with very particular secrets. When Putin starts talking about America’s new Shiba-class spy satellites, we’ll know exactly how intimate Elmo gets with Daddy Vladdy on his ketamine-fueled phone calls.

Tesla is going full Trump: keep doing terrible things and see what it will take for your buyers/supporters to abandon you. Apparently -- for both -- they’ve yet to hit those lows. 

The lede pic is like a glimpse into a future wax museum exhibit on “super creeps of the 21st century”

You can’t tell me this guy didn’t know this wasn’t there.

Boy, do I sure not understand these.  Sounds like a ton of future e-waste.

Ah. Insurance fraud, I get it now.

I’m all in favor of Boing rushing production and taking every shortcut it can think of to get him his plane. 

Not just that, he’ll get pardoned too (if he doesn’t do it himself). He’ll get the full Nixon.

It galls me to no end that he will get a state funeral.

I’m all out of fucks to give.