Well I went through the desert on a bike with no gas
It felt good to have no one to pass
In the desert, there isn’t very much grass
And there ain’t no help there if you’re a dumbass

My minivan is big and heavy and doesn’t go 200 mph, so basically the same?

18,000 original miles, and the inflated used car market. But really, that's super low miles for the year. I'm shocked the miles are that low. 

Owen, you’re a young man headed to college, so you’re going to need something that properly fits the college. If you were going to the University of Georgia, I’d tell you to get a used F-150 for tailgating and sheer redneck fun. If you were headed to UCLA, I’d recommend something with two wheels, so you can split…

Guy: I want reliability.

“The Chrysler 200 I Bought A Few Months Ago Already Needs To Be Replaced!”

Maybe budget limitations? The game sold well i believe so that could warrant additional development to add some stuff they couldn’t before.

Any solar setups worth the time and money for juicing up out in the desert?

Yes, because this is definitely a project where the director didn’t get to show their vision the first time around...

Who was cutting Kojima in the original version?

Tiny change to the front end. Yup, ya got me there. Not changing the other 99% of the car doesn’t factor in to it at all. Great job.

Yup. The Model S is coming up on 10 years old now. Yes, it gets updates very frequently compared to most traditional cars, but they really need a second generation and soon.

Tesla is becoming the master of the fuzzy launch. Things “launch” that aren’t produced, and then other product features come and go in the middle of model years. Management by whim.

I can’t fathom how an automotive blogger writes this comment:

Sure, yeah, 35 year old stale comedy references are totally the best way to sell cars.

Ah, my mistake, I didn’t realize that “maybe ever” had such a short shelf life.

“The Land Cruiser rides on a new platform called GA-F.”

Come on Carmen Sandiego - that cross belongs in a museum!

But I just took out a large insurance policy on my family...

Excellent reminder about fire extinguishers.  I have one on each floor of my house - good ones, I bought from a fire prevention & safety place.  Not sure how they compare to run-of-the-mill extinguishers you might find in target or walmart, but these look just like the ones at work complete with a pressure gauge. …