So is Japan not helping businesses survive this?

Now, if there was a two-door, full sized bed version, it would have been perfect.

On the one hand, it’s kind of sad how dependent Akihabara is on tourists. On the other hand, if you’ve been there, you can kind of understand why locals tend to avoid the place.

It’s a good apology. Mine would probably sound like:

I love how the article tries to insinuate that it was terrible that she took a week to respond to this manufactured controversy. Y’all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

Hell, I can’t even empty the air tank on my 6-gallon air compressor without ear protection.

I’ve turned Jalop into a Saw sequel.

Tesla doesn’t know how to do the other things that make a car great, so acceleration is all they have.

Yeah, I don’t want a 6000 PSI air tank designed and built by Tesla anywhere near me, let alone directly behind me sitting on top of 800KG of li-ion batteries. 

They likely would’ve gone out of business. Their over promising is what got them all the investor funding they got.

I always wonder where Tesla would be or how they would be perceived if they under-promised and over-delivered instead of the inverse.

You seem fun

Will there be a penguin walking around like it owns the place? If not, I’m not really sure what the point is.

I think Bradley could probably sit on this with both knees down.

Lexus also isn’t panned for their rear ends.

Nope.

Nooooo… mmm… nope. I don’t think it worked. Sorry.

“de Fondaumière reportedly looked at the judges and asked, “But I’m not under oath, so can I lie?””

Smooth.

really? Where did you see this?

Review scores are a meaningless metric, obviously, and Metacritic is a blemish on games criticism, but even those numbers—a 36, alongside a 4.9 user score—are pretty hard to deny.