True warriors seek out the greatest opponents to smite

Celebrating the illegal civil forfeiture of 17 exotic cars I’ll bet.

Mr. Literal Guy takes things literally

What mileage? 2-3?

This. I agree with everything on this list except for the Excursion. If you have the need, you can’t beat their value on the used market.

Alternatively, the 7.3L diesel version of the Excursion is a wonder. It is reliable, it tows and will run all day at highway speed while getting fuel mileage that no other SUV that size can match.

Why don’t they just circulate the real story of Dennis Hastert raping boys right here at home?

Well the rest of us did too so this isn’t entirely unexpected.

It’s not though.

Sure! The cop’s fingerprint who taped the pieces together to make it easier to ID the car ;)

That’s a wheel cover and a red taillight lens.

Here is the car. No wonder they got confused with a Honda

That hubcap is from a Kia Forte

Oprah started Oxygen.

Yeah, jfc the woman is dead, take 10 seconds to proofread.

Fairly certain her name is not “Jox”.

Babou? I think he remembers me!

Ah, the ol’ Henry The Eighth. Love the Tudor XJs.

we’ll have to check in with Roger Sterling.

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.