stop

just find/replace StarWipe with Gawker Media Empire and the post still makes a lot of sense

Fire yourself and re-hire Alex Balk and Emily Gould

It’s not though.

The Gawker Media Empire is boring.

I was in Montpellier for the 98 World Cup when England and South Africa decided to throw a minor riot

Those STIs look so great in livery and so shit as production cars

Truly awful. I want them all.

A good script?

This kid I knew in college married Mother Nature and then like a year later he married my roommate (after they knew each other for two weeks).

Somehow (and I can’t even begin to understand how) Fireball is one of the most popular alcoholic products in the US.

88 stands for HH (bc H is the 8th letter in alphabet) which stands Heil Hitler

Goddamnit kids. Turn your phone.