No no, it’s fine. They have safety string

Just a thought: maybe it also has something to do with the more restrictive regulations (and outright bans) on cigarette advertising in certain markets?

If I were a better person, I’d feel sad that even the attempt was even made and relief it was prevented.

LOL!

honestly becoming a billionaire on the back of absolutely nothing and stealing money from Silicon Valley dumb dumbs is sort of my dream so YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIZZIE HOLMES

DAN O’TOOLE? MORE LIKE DAN O’TOOL- oh, huh, hmm.

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

Hey Dan O’Toole, I didn’t realize that you thought television was a charitable industry in which programming decisions were made based on whether or not someone has children. Would you mind not being such an asshole in the face of someone else’s ambition and success? Thanks!

Ah, this photo... I know it well. I thought I left it behind when I decided I couldn’t put up with Buzzfeed any longer, but no, here it is again... The lady in the tub with the elbow that looks like her breast may not be too far behind.

This kid I knew in college married Mother Nature and then like a year later he married my roommate (after they knew each other for two weeks).

Because it’s liquor for people whose palate never matured beyond "Halloween candy."

88 stands for HH (bc H is the 8th letter in alphabet) which stands Heil Hitler

Done right:

Not this guy!

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

probably a Hitler reference, actually

I assume the number 88 is his birth year so it’s not a kid who got shamed into deleting his account. It was a grown man.

i wasnt alive during this, but maybe you have heard of it?

That kid here in texas got off after he killed people

PBR will always be my number 1. And it’s not just cause I’m a hipster from Portland. ;)