this looks like the lobster tail I ate last night after having penis

I would deep throat that pretzel though.

You are clearly FAAAAAAAAAR more of an adult than I am.*

I think approximately half of the German language is built around that feeling.

I think the word is Schweinsteiger.

It's Tribbittz69

The name is a *tribute* to the people from the Boston Tea Party that dressed as Indians to dump the tea in the harbor and start the American Revolution... Before you say the team name is a "slur" on anyone, understand the history please.

Thank goodness Titz69 spoke his mind on the issue, now I know which way I should side in the debate

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

Looks like the problems kept multiplying for Tribbett, but that's really the Trouble with Tribbetts, isn't it?

Ha ha... the bitter comments are literally hilarious.

Here's a story about dolphins riding whales. I collect happy sea mammal stories for this very purpose. I AM THE HERO THE JEZEBEL COMMENTS NEED.

Problem is the flight attendants... in the old days, they looked like this:

Here's my review of that movie:

I hope this tweet finally lets the world know what a sociopath James Deen is

I wonder if he goes to the same doctor, or did he have to Shop Around?

:(. I'm so sorry, that just blows. Good luck on the job search.