Dear Hannity,

Wait, why is sending cock shots not on this list? HAVE I BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG????

She looks frighteningly like her dad. Speaking of her dad, having 40 Billion dollars a phone call away probably helps your growing production company.

Yeah... with a comic, I was expecting at least a little more humor. Like, "I already begin most of my days by putting Jimmy Deen's sausage in my mouth anyway."

I think you're supposed to follow her on Twitter.

Being the child of an immigrant does give you a unique perspective on America. Fuck off.

Disclaimer: please understand that nothing I'm about to say is meant to diminish her actions, which are heroic and brave beyond anything I can imagine.

Balls.

Is there any way she's being tongue-in-cheek?

Ugh, GLAAD really annoys me sometimes.

Sometimes you just gotta lay a motherfucker out.

I'm not sure about how I'd feel about it either, as thankfully the situation has never presented itself. All I can say is that I practice regularly (in Texas, guns as a hobby is almost mandatory (queue Texas jokes here..lol).

Next evolutionary psychology will tackle this concept called "fun".

I just wanted to give you some support. I don't know if I agree with you morally, but I am horrified that you came with an argument, wrote cogently about it, and people either misconstrued your point, or came up with rude things to say to you. That's not fair and it makes me sick that these are the people who are…

I am vehemently pro-choice and do NOT see abortion as a horrible thing. That said, I really am appalled by the mob mentality bullshit we are seeing here. I mean, how DARE you express an honest opinion respectfully, reply with a respectful attitude through the first zillion rude and nasty personal attacks you get in…

Comparing this statement to how eloquent and intelligent Brand usually comes across in interviews... I don't think too much "equalness" was the problem.

Their 'tocks are seriously out of control.

So you're supposed to look exactly the same as you did TEN YEARS AGO? Who are the clueless, out of touch assholes who crap like this and let's see what they looked like ten years ago! Oh, what's that you say, 25-year-old dumb ass tabloid writer? You don't look anything like you did when you were 5?? BETTER LAY OFF…

I thought a Jew Down was like a KFC Double Down except it's two pieces of roasted chicken breast with gefilte fish and charoset in the middle.