Ever drive a Ferrari? I have. Worth every last bleeding penny. You have to really enjoy driving, love and appreciate speed handling, torque. These things need to mean something to you in order to want one.

None, but then again, unlike this dude, I don't stick my dick into sewers.

None, but then again, unlike this dude, I don't stick my dick into sewers.

Herpes anyone?

Herpes anyone?

Herpes anyone?

What kind of STDs do you have?

They reproduce while my wife and I ponder and ponder. We plan and plan, only to have found that life's better without kids. This is why we're doomed. Western civilization is dying and all I care about is is my comfort and career. I mean the averages are going to catch up sooner than later. We're probably at the very…

Lovelessness causes this.

I'm constantly either working out or playing sports. while not fat, I know no matter what I do, i will always have love handles and a gut. My doctor says I need to lose weight, but all my vitals are perfect, I feel great, don't smoke, I'm limber and do yoga for fucksake. I feel good about myself, my wife likes the way…

I'm constantly either working out or playing sports. while not fat, I know no matter what I do, i will always have love handles and a gut. My doctor says I need to lose weight, but all my vitals are perfect, I feel great, don't smoke, I'm limber and do yoga for fucksake. I feel good about myself, my wife likes the way…

I hate to be evil, but I'd really enjoy beating the life out of this asshole.

What a fool. Some people like their dignity

Thank you for that.

Jesus. So much money for such ugly clothes. I guess if your visionary designer is a over hyped, no longer talented rapper cum business mogul, you get tired ass designs.

Why do I want to eat all their faces?

Wait, why do you think being slapped and choked is sexy and fun? I know it's a thing, but why? And do I really want to be taking advantage of that? Hell, why am I getting off wanting to slap and choke in the first place? Why is this normal?

Oh cum on!

By all means, bore us with a bad story, but at least try to write it well.

Quality writing has never been too important here.