I get mine thru clean ethical channels.

She was definitely using.

She sure took great care of that street. Too bad she dumped her product on every other street.

Welp, fuck them then.

Amazeoveries was the dumbest thing I've read all day.

I used to be a wedding photographer so I've heard my fair share of priest/preacher's musings on marriage-health and how God intended it all to be. This stuff sure sounds familiar.

This hit piece brought to you by Dannon Yogurt.

Only people of color (what's the difference between people of color and colored people, anyways?) know what feminism is?

Yeah like cocaine and chain smoking is so nice on their skin.

What the fuck was that anyways? Since when is being gay a joke?
"Hahaha, faggot!!! Oh he's a fag!!! He likes it up his ass... Hahahah'
Man, fuck all of those dudes. Except Ansari, of course. Bravo to him. But the rest, fuck you and your homophobia and ill be a fucking massive hypocrite the day I watch any of your…

Fucking horror. Pure and simple horror. Poor baby. That school principal better have his or her ass handed back to them. Fuck this

I've suffered from sleeplessness since I was a boy. In my teens, doctors started to prescribe pills that left me feeling awful all the time, but I had to sleep. The more I took these drugs the less likely it became that I'd fall asleep without using them each night. It was terrible having to take these mind numbing…

Or a giant shard stabbing it in the neck. No one's gonna mention this? One hit hard enough, and it'd look like a devil worship sacrifice in there.

They taste great.

And spend the whole day not smelling someone's piss.

"Jesus nude Beyonce lip syncing Christ."

Yes.

I'm Turkish, so I'm contractually obligated to like Dr. Öz, but he's really starting to annoy me.

Love my cut peepee.

He's an ugly dude, probably got absolutely no play as a youngster and now finds it really hard to turn away any advance he gets, or thinks he's getting from attractive young women.