Too late.

The only way Kendall Jenner would be smoking hot is if you set her on fire.

I think you should read #5 again.

Nooo Tile is different - it uses bluetooth to tell you where your keys/phone are without you having to tell the app first, as long as you set up the thingy. It’s actually so fucking useful, and just a phone app version of other old-school technologies.

I was thinking the same thing! Finally someone didn’t feel the need to make her look as dowdy as possible.

because it’s not funny

At least this will teach the idiot to read what he fucking signs from now on.

A three-month-old baby was taken in for questioning at the U.S. Embassy in London

Cindy Adams unable to communicate and spew her nonsense?

Did you watch them both? Because the one I watched was replete with punch-down dated humor. Did you miss the extended bit on how it was okay for Filipino men to be virulently homophobic because their wives earn money and emasculate them, and it’s somehow okay for Dave to say that offensive bullshit because he’s…

I thought it was really good it’s one of the most depressing films I have ever seen and Lonergan’s writing and direction aren’t for everyone but if you see it at a redbox or on demand it’s worth a watch.

I’m a feminist. But I still watch and enjoy Woody Allen movies. You can enjoy the art that shitty people make. Infact most people who make great things are usually pretty shitty people. I get if people can’t always disconnect though.

“Is This What Parties Are Like Now?”

There will always be plenty of men directing movies. Movies with women in them, movies without women in them. Don’t worry about the men.

:(

What do you expect?

Also, posting a whole separate comment just to ask how the hell you went nearly a whole damn workday without looking at yourself in a mirror?

I just don’t brush my teeth. Easiest solution.

My toothpaste joined the Alt Right and started harassing people on Twitter with Pepe the Frog memes. But so far it’s held off on the death threats.