Not to stand on the Kinja’s OH GOD WE NEED MONEY affiliate show’s toes, but buying online from somewhere like The Ordinary by Deciem, and you’ll get one hell of a higher quality of product than Neutrogena for 1/4 the price.

Not to stand on the Kinja’s OH GOD WE NEED MONEY affiliate show’s toes, but buying online from somewhere like The…

Let me put it this way: if a man had behaved this way, we wouldn’t be laughing it off so easily. We certainly wouldn’t be talking about him as flippantly as we’re doing with Naomi. At least, not on Jezebel (which I love, btw).

Yeah, according to Taboola, Melissa McCarthy either lost a ton of weight or is dying and “saying goodbye to her fans” for the past 2 years now.

i got a few of those, but the ones i get INSANE numbers of are the “i can’t believe these stars are trans” ones with ansel elgort and julia stiles’ photos next to each other

I’m from Southern California and this fascinates me. Do they know about skin cancer?

I always see the “child stars you didn’t know were dead” with a thumbnail picture of someone who definitely isn’t dead.

YOU WON’T BELIEVE THESE CELEBRITIES WHO DIED with like a picture of Jennifer Lawrence. I’m always like what is this?! I also like the ones that are all “7 SIGNS OF CANCER” and it will be a picture of...a papaya?

Ok.....but is she still dating someone molests children?

Interesting! She did bring up JLo as someone who has a nice high ponytail (no euphemism, it was a question about Ariana Grande).

I tell STRANGERS when they have spinach or whatever on their teeth, cause I am cool like that.

Hey everybody! It was crazy weather this afternoon! My friends and I were going to Olive Garden for lunch, and on the way there, the blue sky got really dark and the wind got really strong, and while we were in the restaurant, it started pouring buckets of rain outside, and there were flash floods and a tornado…

Are you just being contrarian at this point? Aside from this being 2017, where most day-to-day transactions in an urban environment can be completed with debit or credit cards, the issue is that Uber does those two things (paying the driver and estimating the cost of a ride) for you. When combined with the advantage…

I feel bad for her. I loved her in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls. Both her parents are shit, and she doesn’t seem to have any good people around her. It’s sad.

Why do people love to hate Lindsay Lohan so much? What am I missing?

I’m asking honestly. I don’t remember her doing anything egregious, but then again, I wasn’t exactly paying attention to early-2000s celebrity hijinks.

Lana Del Rey is a real guilty pleasure of mine. Her whole concept is the antithesis of anything I want in my own life, but I love her voice and the chill sound that most of her music has. This new track is really good! I’m also listening to the new Jidenna album today, really digging this track:

Really scraping the barrel to come up with this snark of the day, aren’t you. How dare she not want to drink and eat while in a cinema, that loathsome Frenchwoman. You missed mentioning that she never showers, like loathsome French people are wont to.

Actually, Milla’s wig is way more lifelike than the dried-out yarn on top of Kellyanne’s head.