So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

I agree that people are lacking in sympathy for Nicki Minaj, but how were they more sympathetic to Kim? All I remember is a gagillion posts about how it was staged because she’s a fame whore and a lot of people saying she deserved it because she has an instagram account.

Yeah, tell that to the people of Angola. Nicki Minaj can get fucked.

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

The UK will never leave the EU.

And there’s no way Donald Trump will win the Republican nomination!

Obligatory XKCD:

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Since Jane who very much is an ignorant slut dismissed my comment, I’ll repost it here:

The highest court reasoned that the party was likely too weak to undermine democracy.

I was trying to star this because it literally made my day (it’s been a really shitty day so the bar was pretty low, but still), however every time I tap it, the number goes down but says “you recommended a post”???? I’m very sorry! I didn’t think this day could go lower but here we are. Bad Karma is affecting things…

E!’s new series Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian is based on the idea that if someone wrongs you, you can get back at them by altering your body’s shape and size.

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Nope, sorry but he’s the worst. I’m mexican and I can tell you he’s a racist (he once commented that mexicans were doing the jobs that not even “the blacks” would do), misogynistic dumbass, he’s kind of like Trump in that he was a businessman and not a politician, before he was elected threw tantrums (as in repeatedly…

Don’t be ignorant while trying to be cute. This man has the I.Q. and governing abilities of George W. Bush, and was president through a vicious anti-LGBT, anti-woman, classist, right-wing political party. He won the election precisely by being an ass that everyone wanted to have a beer with, mixed with the fact that…

It’s fun how, regardless of what she’s saying, her eyes communicate a wordless silent scream.