Years. Years. Here is an excerpt from one of my most treasured exchanges:

I met my husband on Match, but before I did, I went out with another guy I met there. That dude's opening line to me upon meeting me face-to-face was, I shit you not, "Wow, you're really beautiful — how do you feel about plastic surgery?"

This doesn't surprise me at all, but I do have to say there is hope in online dating. I, my sister, and my father, all met our current spouses online (dad was widowed). A friend met his wife in a chat room (circa 2000), and ended up sort of rescuing her from a bad family situation in another state; she moved in with…

Can this be a requirement for using a dating site? Like how everyone should work retail once to become a better customer?

When people say f*gg*t, its usually a word thats synonymous with 'loser'.

Is the US still supporting ruthless dictators, like it always has?

I loved her, don't get me wrong, but I think everyone did really well, even Bradley Cooper, who I don't really love as an actor, especially with the Louis CK scenes. And I really enjoyed the scenes where Amy Adams a)was sitting abandoned in jail and b)when she decided to make a plan, both times. She was very assertive…

Jessica Lange was robbed, robbed, I say! She has single-handedly kept me watching American Horror Story long after I have lost interest in the convoluted plots these past 2 seasons. She is absolutely amazing.

Wow. This is the first and probably only time I'm gonna say you fuckin' go Kanye.

Please. Much worse kisses have been forced on the public.

Can I just say that I fucking hate Steve Harvey??? I don't understand what kind of women would listen to him for relationship advice! Let's go over his expertise and general attitude toward life, shall we?

I feel like the coerced prostitution might be the more important angle here.

That sounds like an awfully good idea. I should probably mention this to my best friends so we can get started in planning! There's one I know of for sure! Of course, I would love to grow old with my boyfriend (hopefully we'll get married one day-I like the idea of having my own family, even if it's only the two of…

Actually, I think Jennifer Lawrence stole the show in American Hustle—her character was the only ACTUALLY INTERESTING one, and she acted it incredibly well (unlike Amy Adams, who I thought was her usual awkward self in that movie). I'm on the JLaw bandwagon to be sure, but I did think it was an outstanding…

That first episode made me hate Jessa more than I ever thought possible, which is saying something, because it seemed to tacitly endorse her self-superior attitude towards being in rehab with the bullshit "she's just too honest" excuse. But the second episode really undercut that by showing that her confidant is a…

I'm not playing devil's advocate, but I really think Lupita's performance is a little overhyped. She's beautiful, yes. But I was moved more by the actress who played the woman whose children were taken from her. I haven't seen American Hustle, but I did see Winter's Bone and that JLaw acted the hell out of that…

Really? And I think it's parents who get soooo defensive when anyone dares mention that people can actually be happy without kids.

I think Jennifer Lawrence deserved that win. She pulls off crazy and Hollywood looooves crazy.

Yeah... that's what we call a joke. He wasn't serious. He was using overstatement to poke fun at his own life choices.