I stood next to Aaron Eckhart at the hardware store once. Those sixty seconds were everything you'd imagine it would be.

I'm waiting on the .gif of the GLORIOUS shade Ms. Jessica Lange served at that table when she didn't win for AHS.

TINA FEY LOOKS 25 HOLY SHIT

It doesn't fit from where I'm sitting...

Everyone behind her in this gif is looking so shifty eyed.

Coachella is owned by AEG, which actively and financially supports anti-same-sex-marriage legislation. And They're not shy about it.

I'm mostly annoyed that the stripes don't line up in the front. IT BURNS!

It's actually a fungus.

Taylor was totally hammered and I really love how her own craziness starts to come out "Honey, I'm a lot older than you with WAY more money"

"I'm just like a entrepreneur whatever..." I think I found my new LinkedIn headline.

"I feel like there's some type of like plastic in front of her. I don't even know if she's in tune with her real self."

Could it be that much worse than Bristol Palin's parenting advice?

"She could be the most self-absorbed human being I've ever met." - Coming from Taylor of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Wow. (Yet true.)

I don't know what to do about how much I don't hate Cameron Diaz after reading this review. Is it a good publicist? Is it branding? What's happening? I like you, Cameron. I like how you talk about vaginas and labias and olds having sex and pubes and the other, less vagina-y stuff too. Stop making me like you,…

my dad, 50-yr-old down to earth stoner, could care less about celebs or pop culture about anything other than Neil Young, but he just moved to nyc and lives on the same block as Cameron (her boyfriend maybe?). they've ended up walking their dogs at the same time of day on a pretty regular basis, and she has officially…

There are some people in Hollywood that I just roll my eyes at, and Cameron Diaz is not one of them. I'm not a big movie person, but I just like her. There's something about her that comes off as genuine and good. I'll be taking a closer look at this book (ew, Sorry. I didn't mean to rhyme. That was unsettling)!

My husband ran AV tech for her at an LA club show before she broke big, and said she was incredibly nice, professional, and took the time to acknowledge and thank everybody who was working that night. I hope she gets to a healthy place - we're pulling for her.

I wish this would come to the states.

I write and publish erotica under a pseudonym. When I set up my website, I registered for a domain name. I used my pen name, my actual address (because I needed to get paperwork from them), and a Google phone number. (The kind that routes to your phone.)