My brother was bartending last night, having a conversation with a girl, and he said "I'm like Dorian Gray...you know, from the book." The girl replied "I think his name is Christian."

This reminds me of how Madonna was an incredibly provocative pop star.

Why don't these commercials feature any gay men? Do they not have erectile disfunction? I'd like to see a commercial featuring two men just to see what they do. Do they also like rowing? Or bathing in side by side tubs in the sunset?

That honestly defies logic. It really does. Lookit her bone structure!!

The Controversial Indian Jew sounds like McSweeney's short story I want to read.

Last year, two sisters who went as a horse came to my door. The youngest, who was the back half and probably about six, jumped out and yelled, "Happy Birthday!"

Cheese turtles hide when the toejam tornado goes a-riding. Blow, picklewhistle, blow! I prefer my rubadubs toasted. Would you like a squirrel ride?

I was horrified watching thinking the outrage was that he was marrying the Mother to get to the daughter...I know, cynical much? How lovely to see, in the article, that it was the oh so beautiful brides skin color and widowness that made it "outrageous". Whew. Is this good or bad? Or just reality?

My husband is the quiet, introverted, sensitive type. My MIL once told me a sad story about how, when he was in grade school, she had taken him to choose a new winter jacket. She said he picked out a jacket with fun, bright colors. The next day, after school, he came home in tears and told her that he was bullied for…

I hope they put "sexual adventuress" on my headstone. Whether or not it turns out to be true. It sounds hilarious.

Go to the Youtube video, and pause it at the 11 second mark (the initial image with hair, make-up, and lighting) and the 30 second mark (the photoshopped version). The difference is much less pronounced than the difference before hair and make-up.

I never wanted to go on a cruise and between this crash, the other crash, and that whole "entire ship filled with sewage" incident, I am glad to have my life choices validated.

Come on, that's a little harsh. Who among us hasn't grounded a cruise ship, killing 32 people and injuring dozens more in an attempt to impress a member of the gender of our preference? Let he who is without sin...

I've always wondered if people save their more intense rage for "the other person", because it is easier to think really horrible thoughts about them. As opposed to having all those hateful thoughts about the person you love/care about. You have no emotional attachment to the other person and can therefore hope they…

This is disgusting. Even certain crimes can be expunged from a person's record and will never be searchable by the public, but these women will have their names, photos, locations, and who knows what else posted on a website for anyone to see?

The internet is such a scary place.

Why did I click on the link to that constipation fetish?

we don't destroy things that often but this is us after completely destroying remote control. She did try to cover it up by pretending she was chewing her bully stick the whole time:)

I CAN'T EVEN WATCH THIS! It tears me up when my dog is anything less than happy. His shame, sorrow, or remorse is too much for me to handle. Whenever he shows these emotions, I have to fight my impulse to give him cheese slices to make him feel better.