Hell yes. I f'ed that up tonight by watching Reign instead of having sex. My bad.

My sincere apologies! Let me edit: You sound like my kinda dude!

Your choice was probably more satisfying. I've made this choice many, many times.

Yes! thank you, i was just going to write that. Wtf is up with the snark? man.

Jennifer Lopez matches the industry standard because she helped change it. Not that it's any more attainable, but I remember the late 90s/eary 00s when she became a Thing - she changed the game a little.

Good thing they only allow natural breasts...

He's got a point. I mean, it's right there in our promise:

Straight Women who buy and eat these cookies will turn into lesbians.

Unbiblical Womanhood

This happens to men more often than you would think. I'll admit i've even said it a few times when i saw an extremely young gorgeous woman with an old haggy man. I have no shame! I like to see attractive people together. But if you find each other hot then who cares what one person thinks.

I'm fat, dark skinned and "ugly" according to socially accepted norms of pretty. I don't wear makeup. I wear clothes that are comfortable, but not necessarily fashionable. I cut my own hair and get a pedicure only in the Summer. I spent a pittance on primping products. I use St. Ives lotion and Aveeno moisturizer…

The most deeply offensive thing about this to me, is that so many men (most?) who are strangers (or acquaintances) believe they have to right to gaze, judge, and voice their opinion on a woman's appearance. This is how the male gaze violates.

Today's Google Doodle honors Úrsula Hilaria Celia de la Caridad Cruz Alfonso (a.k.a. Queen of Salsa, Celia Cruz)!

Maybe he was jealous of all that good will Cory Booker was getting. Next headline: Governor Chris Christie Now Available to Officiate Same Sex Marriages.

Sometimes I forget how fucking hot Hugh Jackman is. I played that shit 5 times in a row.

Lilo looks fantastic in that pic. Wow.

I was emailing this guy from OkCupid for 2 months when we decided we should talk on Skype. (He lives 5,000 miles away so the whole "Do you want to get a coffee?" thing hadn't been an option.)

Jessica langes character seems to be the most cunning and interesting to watch. Aside from the whole search for the fountain of youth thing, i like how she handles her shit. Shes a BAMF.

They are! He sure is easy on the eyes...