All I can see are the two gunky flakey things in his nostril. Hi res photography is a terrible idea. I can even see the outline of his contact lenses. This much detail is not needed!

Nicholas Sparks. She's schtupping Sparks and he's going to write a movie for her and *spoiler alert* she dies in a beautiful tragic way.

$15 Salman Rushdie's eyebrows.

$10 on Salman Rushdie.

He is one very fine man.

Quit ruining the movie magic, you jerkface!

Dear Ms. Nyad,

I don't understand why you'd cut an apple up and tie it back together with a rubber band.

Are you being a middle-schooler for Halloween, Tracie?

This is nothing but shitty. No wonder I stay away from the main page these days. Grow up.

I wish I was a more articulate person just so that I could critique this critique. I... I just... I don't see why it even needs to be compared to a "chick flick" or why they even need to be brought up... Because a woman was the lead? Is that why? Because there wasn't a romantic aspect, we are not able to emotionally…

This is the first negative review I've seen of Gravity. Every time it comes up on io9, everyone raves about it. I loved it. It's incredibly rare to see such an intelligently written, tightly plotted film. Meh? Really?

Good to know Jez will think I have lost value as I get older, become a mother, struggle with mental illness, etc., and am worthy of mocking.

Well, this is TEM, who has posted more than one body-snarking article.

Really? Resorting to childish jokes? I'd expect to see this on tumblr or something.

Yeah, this is some grade A bullshit.

I barely had to look and I knew. TEM wrote this. God, she is the worst.

Seconded. This seems awfully catty to me..

Excuse me but what is this? Jezebel is a site which CONSTANTLY gets down on people for snarking on women's appearances and bodies and yet here you are supporting both those things PLUS a woman's age? What in the fucking fuck? Get a clue.

What the fuck is this horse shit?