Ha ha! Madonna is old! Awesome link Jez! Keep up the great work. Old bitchez iz gross lol.

I'm confuzzed. The photo with lady who had damage seems to indicate someone thought they should use this product EVERY day for 30 days (v. it being allegedly a product that would smooth hair for 30 days?).

I admit, I read the headline wrong. I was very excited to have someone pay me a grand per month to sleep on their couch.

Omg. I watched this a little while ago on YouTube. Sometimes I go on sprees where I watch cyst removals, ear wax extraction, etc. I know I'm not the only who enjoys this type of shit because there are millions of views on these videos. So I'm not ashamed.

"This is the closest I get to a spa package" may be the funniest thing, when taken in context, that I have ever heard in my life.

I was 21 and had just broken up with my boyfriend. I went out to a gay bar to have a couple drinks by myself, I wanted to dress up in something fabulous and not get accosted every 5 minutes.

Not from a boyfriend, but around 2000 my sister told my entire family she was dating Russell Crowe. His band had played in the town where she lives, and she said his security team called her backstage and it launched this huge affair. She told stories of trips to LA and endless meetups/gifts/proclamations. This was…

I had one of those, lucky for me it only lasted a few months; lied about owning his dining room table (regular table, not an antique or anything special, that belonged to his roommate), lied about going to the same auto mechanic as me, lied about his major (art history, not photography, he’s not working in either…

Both my grandmother and brother do this, generally about the stupidest possible things. It is utterly baffling, and they would both die before they would ever admit to one of these idiotic lies, even when confronted with incredibly obvious proof they are lying.

I had an ex who would lie about EVERYTHING. Fucking everything.. I remember asking what he had for breakfast once (can't remember why) and he told me he made an omelette. I then went into the kitchen and wound a wrapper of some kind. When I asked, he flat out admitted he had lied about the eggs. I was baffled. Because…

It was hands down the most bizarre conference room discussion I have ever had. This gif sums it up perfectly.

He had several framed pictures of a woman I had assumed to be an ex-girlfriend or something. Whatever. One day he asked me if I wanted to know who she was—he then proceeds to tell me that this woman was his sister (then did look a bit alike, to be fair). She was raped and murdered several years ago. He couldn't talk…

We had a new guy start working in our office and it quickly became apparent he was interested in me because he would creepily hang out at my desk and try to chit chat in Spanish, which he thought was fun because no one else in the office spoke Spanish. It wasn't. It was weird. He would ask me about my hair and if I…

I'm not a feminist, but I'd like to encourage everyone to treat women as equal members of society and provide them with exactly the same opportunities and rights that are available to men; all while fostering a society of mutual respect and freedom to exercise opinions and options.

White men think about our penises more than we do. Sheesh.

She's MILEY! She's cool and edgy and likes to smoke weed! *Sticks tongue out sideways*

For $10,000 I'll pretend to be whoever you want for an extended period of time as I deem convenient. For an extra $5,0000 I'll even make it as believable as I can.

If I had an Internet fake-o who sent me $10,000 I wouldn't be all that broken up about it.

GHL stands for "Go Home, Laotians!" Just more of Mariah Carey's ugly (and sadly underreported) anti-Lao racism...

I actually really like the song but agree that video is a little meh and the moves are amateurish (not to mention, there weren`t any close ups of her face.) I think Britney still doesn`t have the self confidence to pull these moves off because know she doesn`t look the same as when she was in her heyday. Jennifer…