Yeah so if I find your sense of humor laying around I’ll be sure to send it back to you.

¡Muy Am-bien!

u just copy pasted my online dating profile and changed like three words

He should try for the Vegas job. Roy is beloved in that town.

Roy-t happened?

The good news is that everything in that original blog post stands up as true to this day.

Is this some kind of viral marketing campaign for an “Angels In The Outfield” remake?

[Sarah Jessica Parker joke]

You miss 100% of the memes you don’t tweet.

High-five for proper use of solfege.

“That’s some great pool ring!”

More like InaccuWeather, am I right!?

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

You don’t even understand that burrito bowls are better how am I supposed to trust your sports takes now

In Soviet Russia takes issue burning hot you!

So basically she's become an NBA fan.

So she was nice as long as she was sweet and humble and didn’t have an opinion?

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

Sorry. I vowed that I’ll never let myself love again when Creed broke up.

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.