aliteralnoob
A Literal Noob
aliteralnoob

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

As I’m sure many have pointed out, the Colts of all organizations must understand what its like to promise your fan base one thing but end up in a different city because the money was better.

I guess you could say that the allegation did not survive the ground

These young men and, really, more and more people are seeing that these young men, and I’m telling you the papers have been writing about this and about how I’ve been very strong in this regard, these young, strong men can actually be tied together with, I guess it’s this type of plastic cord, plastic cord that is

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I have been avoiding my great grandson Brocklynn who would like to take me to this, the 118th and allegedly penultimate Avengers film. We have been seeing these films together since time immemorial, obviously since the time when nuclear family structures and live births were the norm, as opposed the the much improved

Samer please don’t show your dad any of my comments.

I think he is expecting clicks and repeat views responding to angry comments for ad revenue. And I think that will probably happen.

The response to this article is not going to go the way you think.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the

What’s funny is, not only is that just a list of Deadspin staffers, it’s not even a complete list of Deadspin staffers, because Barry forgot about Emma Baccallieri.

Kryptonian Rhapsody...

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

Look on the bright side. He may have his leg amputated, but it will save him from CTE.

It’s fine. She was dressed in a way that was inviting this to happen.

I’m sure that this was all due to economic anxiety.

It’s easy to get lost in a place where the streets have no names.

One imagines the guy saying “I can’t live with or without you.”