Soon this league will be virtually unrecognizable. A power forward the size of a single proton? OK, pal, but not on my watch!! Do you think a wing player should be no larger than a down quark so that he can exploit the laws of physics to travel the potato through the objective circle? NEITHER DO I MY FRIEND BECAUSE I…

We’ve got lots of good, smart commenters right now. The one I’ve noticed the most for funny comments, lately, is Rom Romberts.

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

here’s George Will—asshole fuckface clown George Will—sitting there with his thumb in his ass

A Jezebel commenter graced an article I wrote with a list of “pros and cons” about the candidate that named Clinton’s only con as “hasn’t fulfilled her potential.”

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

We have an ongoing feature where Burneko writes about presidential candidates the day after they drop out of the race. Marco Rubio dropped out yesterday, thus a post today. It’s insulting because Rubio is bad, for reasons you can read about if you scroll up.

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.

Well, it is a video of a White person playing basketball

Wow - it’s been awhile since any Republican has won the Urban vote.

Bahrain is not a “Red Sea kingdom” because it is in the Persian Gulf. Unless you were referring to Saudi Arabia, but even that is a misnomer given how many bodies of water that kingdom touches.

Fun fact: At Yankee games there is a designated part of each game where fans stand up, say “peace be with you” to all the people around them, and discuss how much they paid for their respective tickets.