Charlotte Beckett is a reasonable hand drawn facsimile of Kate Beckinsale.

Budget Underworld ripoff? For a moment I thought Kate Beckinsale was in this as well.

It would not be a true conservative shitstorm if Newt Gingrich didn’t weigh in, which he did on Monday, going on Fox & Friends to swipe at Coulter. “[Trump] should not pay any attention to Ann Coulter,” Gingrich said, adding, “She’s off here in some fantasy land where she gets to be noisy, which helps her sell books.”…

“He just sat in here and watched basketball all day,”

Working for the TSA is a nightmare as well. It’s INTENSELY stressful, people are abusive to you and the racist as fuck policies don’t help with the situation.

I thought "The Producers" was just being meta.

Ha. Your MIL might be writing in right now. “The shower hasn’t happened yet, but my daughter-in-law’s mother is upset that I won’t put in the time to HAND MAKE decorations and favors for her dream baby shower....”

Donnie caved so hard he has miners trapped inside him now.

I kind of love Jordan almonds. Gimmie all of them. 

What is with terrorizing somebody who’s about to undergo a medical procedure? Some people seem to mean well by saying So and So had that done but she pulled through after she fought off the sepsis, so you’ll be fine! but others really seem hell bent on making sure you don’t sleep a wink.

Exactly. Some Jordan almonds with your initials on them or something is more than enough. I’m gonna Marie Kondo that crap out of my life in six months anyway.

It was lovely! (And oh my god my post has so many typos!) - but it was excessive! She was this tiny little 6 lbs thing with more stuff than most adults, and two! Pintrest ready parties well before she was even here. It was kinda surreal. My clients still bring her presents though. 

Yeah, trinkets and doodads aren’t of interest to me. Edible things are great. I’ve been to a few weddings where they handed out things like mini bottles of a local spirit, a jar of wild rice (Minnesota), some teas (British). Nothing big and something we’d be fine using up and getting rid of. 

I do not understand trinkets from other people’s life events. Like I don’t need a personalized anything to remember I was at your wedding. Just give me more snacks as a favor if anything. 

Is is absolutely the most gorgeous thing!!!!!

Dude, I kinda had over the top showers. I didn’t mean to (I mean, I had no hand in planning them). But I wasn’t supposed to be able to have kids, we were turned down for foster care & adoption, and then by some miracle had to window to try for pregnancy, had a miscarriage and then ended up pregnant and it was the…

The best skewering of rom-com tropes since PJ Hogan. If Nathaniel had finished either My Best Friend’s Wedding or Muriel’s Wedding, we’d have been deprived of an excellent episode.

Although I would have loved to see “Meet Nathaniel” play out.  Who would #OtherNathaniel be?  George?  

I worked at a huge furniture company with a team of about 12 receptionists. There were a few older ladies and one had never been married and was already in her 50's so we knew she was never going to have children but she got an adorable white shitzu puppy. We decided to throw her a surprise puppy shower. Everything…

Also, as a two time Pissing Contest winner (brushes shoulders off), can I please be ungreyed. Thanks!

This is driving me crazy. When Eleanor saw the file that was written in the indecipherable language, was that the universal language invented by Ted Danson’s character on Fargo, Hank Larsson?