That’s probably a more accurate phrasing, but I still suspect she’s a bitch beyond the threshold of respectable bitchiness. More a mean girl than a badass.

Based on some blind items, I think she’s very possibly a mean girl in sweetheart’s clothing a la Julia Roberts

I’ve boned more dudes than most women in this comment section and I just don’t get it. He’s a fridge with a weird face.

Based on some blind items, I think she’s very possibly a mean girl in sweetheart’s clothing a la Julia Roberts, so maybe she’s actually been dating on her level this whole time.

And as we all know, “based on a true story” always means that every single detail, even every line of dialog, is 100% true and accurate with no embellishment or exaggeration for dramatic effect at all. That 90 year old man really did have 2 threesomes. Not only that, but it was important enough to the story to be…

I’d be happy to see Che go as well. 

I’d be happy for the Jost era of the program to end.

The “husband’s secret family” reveal in the Tabitha sketch got the biggest laugh out of me purely from Leslie and Rachel’s horrified reactions mixed with Cecily’s uneasy calmness. Dark and random as hell, but it worked.

Honest question: Does Alec Baldwin want to play Trump anymore?

Talented as she is at some impressions and comic moments, I wish the Kate McKinnon impressions parade could end already. She didn’t look or sound anything like Nancy Pelosi. The sketch wasn’t exactly great going anyway, but she took me right out of it any time she appeared.

That is an incredibly kind summary of those musical performances. Pitchfork was right.

What money? Every nickel that comes into the Trump Organized Crime Family from Russian third parties goes to pay off Deutsche Bank loans. The Germans don’t fuck around.

Everyone in the trump family has veneers that are too f’ing long. Maybe it has something to do with the lack of chin, I don’t know, but look at all their teeth. It drives me unreasonably crazy.

I think it has to be his veneers. They’re too big for his mouth.

“....she cheated on you & will again!”

To say nothing of the soft ‘g’ making it sound like peanut butter.

The ‘g’ in gif stands for ‘graphical’, so those who use a soft ‘g’ are ignorant and stupid.

/jk (I can’t think of anything in this world that matters less)

I’m surprised there’s no mention of the bitter controversy over whether “Gef” was pronounced with a hard G or a soft G.

Yep, the greatest twist this show ever pulled is that Chidi was right - the almond milk is the reason he’s in the Bad Place.

And who has the wisdom to decide to what extent it should matter? I mean, I agree, it shouldn’t count too much against me when I accidentially step on someone’s toes, but if I keep doing it, because I like to have my head in the clouds and just can’t be bothered to look where I’m going, at what point does my…