alisonhendryx
AlisonHendryx
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Judging by the lede image, Gaga of late seems to want to look like an Olsen.

Yeah, I don’t know about gossiping about a COMPLETELY anonymous person is appalling.

Also, why does Ellen’s birthday party sound like a muddy festival with no more toilet paper and Lime-a-Rita cans in the shitter

No, Cannibal Witch. Not yet anyways.

She said the woman was not famous and she does not know who she is, which makes this story especially appalling because she is talking about a random woman’s bowel movements in national media!

Can you imagine being at a point in your life where you spend time hate-commenting on an Instagram foodie influencer’s posts?  I’m trying to think of any worse use of one’s time but I literally can’t.

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta

Yea, it’s the difference between punching up vs, punching down. If all your comedy relies on old harmful tropes, and if you can hear your grandpa yelling it over the thanksgiving dinner table, then it isn’t fucking funny. It’s fucking lazy AND unoriginal.  You are just an asshole that wants a spotlight for your

I wish George Carlin was still alive. I could actually kind of see him saying that one line - “you’re not interesting. You didn’t get shot.” - and spinning it into some good commentary about the media or human nature rather than that unfunny, cringey hack job Louis CK gave us.  Carlin was the master of shocking you

When the whole thing went down and his misconduct emerged, I thought, Oh, I see how this is going to go. I figured he’d go away for a while and then in a year or two he’d come back with a novel. I figured that the novel would reflect someone who had spent a lot of time in therapy and would center on a CK-esque figure

Wow. There’s a difference between edgy comedy and just being a dick. At least be funny if you’re going to be an asshole, I thought this had been established since Lenny Bruce and George Carlin. 

Look, bowel health is srs bsns and you don’t want to get a polyp or cancer or some shit like that in twenty years because you weren’t concerned about your fecal situation today.

It’s been absolutely hilarious watching the usual assholes trying to spin the show getting some of the biggest ratings in its history as somehow meaning it’s dying. They even tried to get a rumor going that Chibnall and Whittaker were both leaving after this season, with spectacular bad timing as the next season’s

I was so happy when he died! I was like finally, she can enjoy her life now.

It lost me when they killed off Maya Rudolph too. I was really stoked to see her actually have a chance to enjoy Fred Armisen being dead as much as I imagine I would.

Fred Armisen? Name rings a bell. Lemme see . . .

It was, however, a bad plot point in the books as well and questioning why this is the direction the plot goes in is fair play.

It’s up there with the Song of Ice and Fire books on the list of overly long book series that I gave up on for the TV version because of too much rape. It’s strange that this is a list that I have with more than one entry.

I reckon that’s just tv journalists assuming that there must be a rivalry there because they’re both potential love interests of Chidi, even though as Janet said, soulmates aren’t always the same person.

I just think Chidi’s character is one long running joke about a certain type of academic/intellectual and how they’ve elevated their indecisiveness and over-thinking to such a level that they’re not just useless, they qualify as evil.