But how do I convince my friends that those weren't even my songs in there? How do I erase the nickname of 'U2-guy' now bestowed upon me?

the checker tool website is down now...

I'm starting my first job in a couple of weeks. I will keep these tips in mind and hopefully I can be a solid employee from day 1

That would explain Verizon.

What are "leftover french fries"?

I got all excited cuz I thought it was french fries made of waffles :(

It's near impossible to remove everything but you can hide a lot of the embarrassing things you posted to the internet by posting new stuff that is less embarrassing.

I type www.lifehacker.com into my browser.

I'm not sure if it still works, but my friends and I used to unplug the ethernet cable from the machine then opted for an Amazon Gift Card. The machine would fail to process the Amazon Gift Card, state there was a problem, then default to cash without any processing fee.

Santorum is sure to say this will lead to Bear on Dolphin sex. They still haven't come to terms with Patriots loving on Browns.

I'll just say this - people have died from hypothermia.

I have a small TrueCrypt volume containing my tax documents. Even though I don't really see anyone breaking into my computer (then again, most people don't), it seemed almost irresponsible to just have them sitting around unprotected. Like, I don't really expect someone to steal my car, but it's worth enough to me…

Me too! I had about 29000 across 2 cards where 80% of it was horrible life events and 20% was being a dumb kid (what a strange 10 years it has been). Both cards were always right at the limit, with one at a 22% and one at a 19%. I went online a few nights ago and applied for a 30k signature loan from my credit union…

Does a blinking LED count? I say yes. Yes it does.

Just read the comments here on Lifehacker under this article. Ick. The bigots have come running to put in their two cents about everything today!

No one every went broke betting on how stupid people are.

That's because "homophobic" isn't the right word to describe you. A more accurate word is "bigot", "asshole", or "anachronism".

"How I got out of debt: I worked hard as fuck, for a long time. It didn't work, so I sued somebody. It worked."

VOTE: Sprint
WHY: Awful coverage, customer service is all smiles and lollipops but wont actually do anything to solve issues.