HILLARY CLINTON TWEETED AT J.K. ROWLING IT IS LIKE TWO CHARACTERS FROM MY FAVORITE BOOKS MEETING

SAD, SAD COMPARISONS

"When I was younger, I met and solidified relationships with multiple friends and paramours online (thanks, LiveJournal/shut up, everyone)"

This guy IS The Handmaid's Tale.

The Catholic Church is unfortunately a refuge for people like this, but — while not being Catholic myself — LET'S KEEP IN MIND that this man does not speak for the Church as a whole, and that the majority of Catholics would disagree with him. Because good Lord.

Not to identify myself as one of these shitheads, but this finally made me stop and actually appreciate my rather overweight teenage brother's happiness with himself, rather than just being upset with him for drinking more sodas than he's technically supposed to. If I had to see him go through a life-threatening diet…

My entire experience as a gay person at a gay-friendly church has been that people treat you and your dating life normally instead of making you feel like you have to hide it.

Dude. Not everyone has the misfortune of being "inundated" like that. Maybe don't shit all over something that's trying to help people who're struggling.

You're anti-a project that's specifically trying to make it clear to some maybe self-hating Christian gay people that not all Christians believe they deserve to die for being who they are?

I'm a lesbian and attracted to Harry Styles. Partially because he kind of looks like a lesbian. So he's hit some magical genetic balance that appeals to every person on the planet, and now everyone wants to bone Harry Styles.

I would like to again point out that this is the best magazine ever.

"Yes, the author is dead, but the critic is dead too. They are trapped in an eternal embrace in the grave. Also, poetry is dead, but that goes without saying."

AND SHE'S A MEMBER OF MENSA LET'S NOT LEAVE THAT OUT.

You guys, the winner is CLEARLY "five-fingered zombie crocus."

Same Love is, sadly enough, the closest thing we seem to have to an actual gay pride song. The problem seems to be more that people aren't creating them (or if they are, they're not getting out there). I don't care who creates it so long as we HAVE it.

I LITERALLY ADDRESSED THAT IN MY POST.

Uh....

Talking about OITNB with lesbians is one of my favorite things ever. SO MANY FEELINGS.

But see, then MY preference would be for sexy ladytimes post-Bullock. Which is where our paths diverge.

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