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Also it would help when I'm admiring gay men on the El.

I just spent 70 bucks on sheets because of this damn article.

ALL I WANT is some kind of marker that a person's gay. That's it. I mean, not in a Holocausty way — more in a "Ah-ha, would you like to watch a Sandra Bullock movie with me after eating some hummus" way.

This was SORT OF already made and it's called He Said, She Said and there's no way those two crazy kids can bring forth the PATHOS of Elizabeth Perkins and Kevin Bacon, but they can try.

These look like artisanal penises. Well done, Japan.

YOU GUYS THIS MAGAZINE IS NOW MY FAVORITE THING

The Tippy: For Those Who've Always Wanted a Deflated Hot Water Bottle on Their Head.

...this is a surprisingly in-depth article.

I think a lot of this depends on tone, as I rely on a blustery hilarious style. BUT I UNDERSTAND YOUR POINT. More so when it involves interpersonal relations, though.

Absolutely a legit thing. I proclaim my opinions as fact all the time (see preceding sentence) and still have to take "I think" out of my writing because IT WEAKENS THE SENTENCE. I choose to blame The System.

"Shitbrella." I just...

I hate to say it, but Taylor Swift's "22" works reeeeeeally well.

Basically taking this and adding something exceedingly clever which includes the opposite. Dr Seuss, why did you leave us too soon?

And the opposing side is saying that this is preventing people "tormented by homosexual desires" from changing them.

SHE'S SO PRETTY AND YES, ROYALTY, BE OUR SHINY EXAMPLE OF FAMILIAL PERFECTION. I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THIS JUST LET ME LOOK AT YOU

Uh...yup, this is what I used when I was in a poly situation. Otherwise there would've been a ridiculous amount of emailing.

And once again, the conservative movement suffers from the other side being way more fun.

Now I have JC Chasez in my recent Google searches. So. Thanks. Thanks for that little bonus today.

"[G]round search crews had to be flown in Saturday morning. Others took to horseback, while helicopters buzzed overhead."

EVERYONE WHO HATES ON PIPER/ALEX IS A BUTT.