"Hi, my name's OrangeLantern, and I haaaaate awesomeness. Also baby seals."

What I don't understand is how they could be SO wrong about the clitoris for so long. There was a prevailing idea that lesbians could have sex by one of them having a distended clitoris. Yeah. THAT distended. Which...just...I don't even know.

The number of Pretty Woman references this story is occasioning warms the cockles of my heart.

What? No, they don't count as part of Chicago's segregation problem because they're not Chicago. So yes, you should feel very nice about that.

ASSUMPTIONS. I live nowhere near those places. Did you know "hypersegregation" was a term invented for Chicago? But I guess that's not actually a problem.

Right. Out of the city. Suburbs don't count.

I live in Chicago and have no black friends. We're one of the most segregated cities in the country, so if you're not on the South or West Side, you're not going to be mixing much. It's kind of awful.

Cheese will never win out.

Maybe it's just more the way corporate culture is set up that's the problem? It's like it was established with working mothers in mind.

Good point. And I'm mainly speaking from my own experience with my mom, who was VERY into the stay at home thing, but she was also a columnist, which...you can do at home.

My, what a controversial topic this will prove to be.

WHY IS ANNA KENDRICK CINDERELLA

Is this a joke? She's ten years old and Johnny Depp's going to sing "Hello, Little Girl" to her? No.

"Mom, Dad, I'm okay....but...I need you to feed every poor person."

There was my life before this movie review and my life after this movie review. I don't want to think about the Before Time.

I so wish I could use "fatberg" in everyday conversation without it being an insult. That is my favorite new word.

ACCEPTED.

Lesbians demand their own shitty biblical play on words.

Yeah, fuck centaurs, dude, seriously.