I MUST DO NOTHING

I genuinely like modern country, and I've been extremely disheartened to see the complete male takeover of the genre. I don't know what happened between 2005 and now and if someone could explain it to me, I would be eternally grateful. Sure, you had Toby Keith and the forever-gross Trace Adkins, but you also had Reba…

I mean. I'm gay and I would ALSO make out with Zac Efron's face. AS SHOULD EVERYONE.

"She wasn't really that far off the mark, to be honest. I don't care whether it's a man or a woman. I just date the most famous option—like Amber Heard."

I love this whole comment. Thanks, those're some really excellent points.

Truth, but I'm talking more about how the black women at Litchfield didn't get power without her, and when they did it was extremely negative. The argument can be put forward that it was just about a character and that character is a psychopath, but when you're dealing with an already maligned people group, it comes…

SPOILERS AHOY for at least the first half of the season (I don't remember where stuff's revealed):

EVERYONE POST PICS OF YOU DRESSED LIKE LEIA. #StarWarsKnowsNoGender

LOOK. It's REALLY EASY to criticize an Adam Sandler movie (unless that movie is Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison, in which case I will throw hedgehogs at you). And I totally get why this would be seen as terrible from a "is this a quality piece of cinema" point of view.

Golden Girls and anyone who says otherwise punches baby otters in their spare time.

This is exactly how I'd make my older brothers go away when I had friends over.

Who turned out to be a white lady in disguise. #TRUFAX

And the giant cast of Once Upon a Time still has one disappeared Asian woman and one half-Latina who is blamed for everything that goes wrong.

I get the Duck Tales theme song stuck in my head and am delighted to discover that I still know all of the words. I want to tell someone but my ex boyfriend's doppelganger is flirting with the two girls at the bar who aren't wearing glasses, tearing the cardboard coaster into pieces and humming Disney afternoon theme…

My decree is that he looks EQUALLY SQUISHABLE in both.

I HADN'T EVEN CONSIDERED THIS OPTION BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS SLANTED TOWARDS THE PATRIARCHY. But now it is SO excited, because ELIZABETH WARREN.

I say it is YOU, YOU WHO ARE THE BIZARRE AND UNHEALTHY ONE, EX-STEPMOM

I am TECHNICALLY against the taking of pictures of celebrities' children, but that is the rational side of my brain that isn't going 'LOOK AT HIS LITTLE CHEEKS MORE PICTURES MORE.'

Excuse me? Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will be less keen on holding the highest political office in the country because a cute lil' baby came along and her grandmommy hormones kicked in? Are you kidding? The only way this questionwouldn't be sexist is if we lived in a society in which women running for…