+10 FOR SUNDAY IN THE PARK REFERENCE

I mean, this is really really really awesome, but I'd like to point out no one's reporting this:

I think the original story says they made some "We're Italian and Croatian, so it's our culture" comment? But since they live in the world's culture as well, they should be aware that they acted like assholes.

What disturbs me is how the comments section in other stories about this are people being kind of middle of the road about it when the brides were CLEARLY being amazeballs levels of rude.

Really? Because the movie kind of fixed all the shit that was wrong with the book.

Sometimes people are so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they don't stop to think if they should.

*holds truth, justice and the American way*

Did I spy an IT Crowd reference?

I was sadly hoping this was one of those things that they were selling at KFC or something. Like their disgusting Bowl, but potatoier.

WAS? As in it's gone now? Hell. I was excited about Cheesie's (mistakenly so), but that sounds basically a million times better.

The ladies are so SINUOUS.

(more frustrating roadblocks than there are fireplaces at Rosings Park, AMIRITE)

WHY IS NO ONE WEEPING FOREVER ABOUT JANE LYNCH AND LAURA EMBRY

Agreed. But I'm weirdly upset anytime there's another Skarsgard report with her, because OMG JUST GIVE US THIS ONE

I don't think I realized how damaging stories like that are until seeing all those comments lined up like that. This is why people continue to think it's ok to say shit like that. Because it's just blaring at them from the covers of these magazines.

JEZEBEL-BRAND COMMENT (also yes)

Every second Mike Tyson was onstage, it seemed like something was IMMINENTLY going to go awry.

I ALSO LIVE IN DENIAL WORLD HELLO FRIEND

Er...yeah, that was my general impression. But it's possible we've just been reading the same general-impression-making things.

*obligatory comment about how at least straight people have those natural parenting instincts*