“No one has been luckier in life than Pete Davidson”

This is hilarious because I was just at the midtown Target and they were selling Aaliyah t-shirts.

Yessss. When I get into my car for my commute, we’re starting with “If Your Girl Only Knew!!”

Carrie Underwood is definitely not a Catholic.

FWIW, Paulson is unrecognizable as Linda Tripp ... but it’s the wig, prosthetic nose, and glasses.

She should have pulled a Marshawn Lynch.

And then what happens when her constituents re-elect her? Everyone should just ignore her ass.

That’s why I get the flu shot every year. I had a flu once and I was fucking miserable for a week plus a nagging cough for 6 weeks. Imagine dealing with that because you’re too lazy to get a flu shot.

I would love to know what she thinks about Israel’s vaccine passports, lol.

This is the first I’ve heard of the Chrissy Teigen thing. WHAT IN THE FUCK!

LOL. Oh, it’s me, reading this while wearing a velvet blazer over a sheath dress in my office.

LOL. I love this Gillian Anderson flashback. 

This seems right. I watched the movie on Saturday and I could have done without all the Scooby Doo conspiracy antics and also the “WE NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE ENERGY” plot line.

She refers to herself as “tandy” in a YouTube clip accompanying the article - though it’s not on the subject of her name.

I am desperately trying not to be an “ex-runner” who spins but my right hip is like “lady you are going to be one.”

Who wants to leave the house?! LOL. I joke, but, prior to getting a Peloton, I was primarily a runner so class schedules isn’t something I needed to motivate myself. But, I have a friend who can’t motivate herself to get on her bike unless another friend is also cycling AND she wants to do the video chat at the same…

I got a Pandemic Peloton and I love it. I didn’t go to spin classes pre-pandemic and god, I would never go to one afterwards. I love the convenience of having a bike at home and I love being able to exercise at whatever time I want and wearing whatever the fuck I want and basically not have to worry about everyone…

Loved this piece. I used to drive around listening to this album my senior year of high school and Full of Grace will always be associated with Buffy.

The Twitter ban is hilarious because he could just text his thoughts to a reporter who would then publish them and yet...

You can totally ask. It’s not against the law despite what some folks think.