Came for the Kendu joke, was not disappointed.

She is lightning fast and whip smart, a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

I knew there was a good reason for not watching Glee.

Time and place, Angel. Time and place.

I think crimes against the most vulnerable within society are the absolute worst and they are seemingly and unfortunately the most pervasive. My heart weeps with yours

Back when I would hug trees in Santa Cruz, I would sort of ask the tree if it was okay if I hugged it and I would feel their spirit or energy or something give a response back, and then proceed accordingly,” Serenity said.

This is far enough away from actual oppressed sexual minorities that we can point at them and laugh, right?

Thanks for making a burner account to just tell us this important information.

I’d like to know where to buy an African American brush. Does it have more rhythm than a “regular” brush?

The gardenia candles, organic pb&j, and Secret clinched it. Luda is wooing my mother.

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.

Oooh, I can use this as my excuse for my dog being so chubby.

It always bugs me when characters in movies hang all over the toilet when they’re sick. Who has the time to do a deep clean of the toilet before barfing? I can’t be the weird one here...

Far be it from me to tell consenting adults what to do, but whenever I read about stuff like this I always wonder, how do you discover that this is your kink? Do you see dogs and think, ‘that looks chill’? Because I don’t have a kink (yet) and if I am missing out on something I want to know.

yeah, don’t force other people to participate in your kink

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”

awww Kim’s old face! #memories