Uh, hospice means “end of life care”. She will not be recovering.

Never underestimate a jezebel commenters ability to find something negative in an otherwise heartwarming story

They're filming what will likely be their last real moment with their friend, where she's still lucid and herself. I'd probably do the same thing.

Ha, I find black eyeliners in all my pockets. They’re more ubiquitous than pocket change or lint.

“Let the hetero, cisgendered children come to me, for such is the kingdom of heaven.”

You mean like when the headline says “Conservative caught in sex sting” or “Trump supporter sends racist tweets” or maybe “Republican Senator indicted on money laundering charges”.

Mason jars: for when you want people to know your sperm is artisinal.

This might sound weird but kudos to the officer for proceeding correctly and with respect to the gentleman singing. After all the killings of mentally ill people by cops, this guy should be training his fellow officers.

Holly Madison was a sensitive, intelligent, imaginative little person from nowheresville who went to college and appreciates her terrible journey for everything it is. Kendra Wilkinson was an angry, low functioning, apologist born-again who can’t go back and rewrite the past no matter how hard she prays.

We get it, Kendra, Holly is a happier, more successful, and more liked person than you are, and you will never forgive her for that.

People are having them below, don’t fret. Any time a nice wedding is covered, there is a face-off beginning with someone who had their wedding at the greyhound bus vending machine with a dress they found while foraging for melted down candle sticks.

If you chose to spawn, everybody will then ask what’s the theme of your nursery, baby shower, christening, first birthday...

oh, so this is fine, but my american psycho themed wedding isn’t?

I was very very into Jenny and Chris until it started to look like she left her husband for him and now I don’t feel so good about it. It just doesn’t feel fair. You already have a husband. You don’t get to upgrade mid-marriage to Captain America.

I am very happy for Jean Ralphios sister even if she is THE WORSSSSSST.

That isn’t slut shaming. That’s fucking a married person shaming, which is a shitty thing to do regardless of your gender. It is quite relevant because Stewart apparently only empathizes with people she can “personalize,” whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean, something akin to “know” I suppose.

BRAVO

I love how this whole statement reads “Women should be paid less, but NO HOMO!!”

It’s also a major cultural thing too. My husband and I completely hounded my immigrant in-laws to get their 2 puppies fixed. They literally told me they wouldn’t have babies because they were “brother and sister”. These are college educated people. They did get the boy neutered but the girl still is not spayed. A…

Minnie Driver throws baby food jars filled with paint? Wow, stars really are just like us!