I had to pay for my gas in coins yesterday and I still could not, would not do this.

Gross.

It looks like they tried their best to save the marriage, but sometimes there’s nothing you Kendu.

Okay but like I read this as Lamar Odom and was like..

My eternal face

As opposed to normal, gentle, consensual rough sex that most 3-year-olds partake in.

I’m so drunk

I cannot stand when people give their kids “royal” names - “King,” “Majesty,” “Heiress,” etc...it’s the special-est snowflakiest shit you can do.

Sheetz breakfast.

Yaaasss shiny gloss. I want my lips to look like fucking glass. Long live early aughts popstar lips.

But of course Larry himself is not one of them.

I love how she struggles to rip up the papers. Maybe pray for sum muscles grl.

I read this as get her “ogre-on”

The officer is obv a secret member of the BeyHive

Whaaaat!? Winnie was cute and all, but GIZZY THO!

Oh, Kendra...

Damn Nicki really bringin God into this ish Safaree better look out

Ughhh I had barely peed on a stick and everyone was asking about the nursery theme! I was like, cute baby shit? Soft colors? Whatever fuzzy puffy lil stuffed animals people give us? Idfk