Why are you calling that “squirrel meat”? It is a squirrel’s dead body. It is not meat. WHERE DID HE GET IT? Did he kill it?

If you don’t want to pump yourself full of chemicals, you’ll have to stop:

Myth. As is anti-bacterials weakening your immune system. The problem with excessive use of anti-bacterials is essentially natural selection. If a substance kills, say, 98% of bacteria, the 2% that continue to proliferate are the ones that that substance doesn’t work on and over time they become the dominant bacteria.

Totally forgetting what a great, powerful voice Cher has. In the early “Wall of Sound” Spector hits, it’s Cher’s voice...as a kid! that puts the vocals over the top. And that’s before her career really started. If you’ve ever gotten the hair on your arms standing up over the Ronettes “Be My Baby”, it’s because of the…

UNFUCKABLE!

I mean, before I even read this, it’s because she is the kind of woman that makes Trump uncomfortable and angry: a woman who doesn’t give a single flying fuck about the male gaze and his gaze the very least.

Just when your boss finished feeding you a load of tripe about getting time off, you go back out to the security line to find...a load of tripe.

Where else you going to put sealed intestines, dummies?

*goes on feminist website*

EVERYBODY FORM A PROTECTIVE CIRCLE AROUND CHRIS PRATT AND ANNA FARIS!

I love* how Hillary being cheated on is a mark against her.

The founders of TWoP are now at Previously TV! And a bunch of old TWoP recappers as well. Also, just in case you didn’t know, Linda Holmes (aka: Miss Alli on TWoP) hosts the Pop Culture Happy Hour podcast on NPR.

For anyone who wants to relive the recaps all of TWOPs old recaps are here

I LIVED for the SaraM TWOP recaps of 7th Heaven. Best of all time.

TWoP used to hate-recap that show and they railed about how Mary was shunned for being a damn responsible mature self-reliant adult. Mary has escaped the Camden cult. Plus, what family (of milk drinkers) owith more than one person buys HALF GALLONS of milk? That’s a serving for most teenagers.

Man, that show was horrible and she was so terrible in it and it should never ever be rebooted or come back in any way, but that was a truly excellent burn. Well played, Catherine. Well played.

She’s hopelessly devoted to...the story that he fell off a boat and is still missing...

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

“Yeah it was very hard. He was lost at sea and nobody really knows what happened...It’s human to wonder. But you know, those are the things in life you have to accept and let go. Because whenever you go through difficult times, there’s always those concerns. But I live on.”

Huh. So that is how you make two stunning women the stuff of nightmares.